The fantasy (above) and the reality (below).
I made a cake for nine year olds birthday. It was chocolate with strawberry icing, and I made a magazine collage decoration for the top.
alas, when I lit the candles on the cake and walked from the kitchen into the sitting room, the candles set fire to the decorations head. Hmm, should of thought of that one. Hence the strange "bite mark". But anyway this caused some hilarity and nine year old was still happy with the decoration so all good.